Bring it on, Biyatch!!
Noticing my past posts, I must fucking love the word fuck. Yes I do. Fuck yeah I do.
Something quite hilarious is going on around the world. Enemies of Bush, Sharon, and company, enemies of empire (good and bad, please don't mischaracterize this post as completely sympathetic to the figures of whom I speak) are trash-talking with the best street pick-up game player of them all. The first instance of this that comes to mind is Iran's throw down to Israel: Attack us, bitches, and we will put you in a coma with Sharon. Pretty much an exact quote except for the bitches part. The second is Al-Zawahari's attack on Bush for being a ineffective bumbling fool and a butcher. Osama has consistently issued video after video reminding Bush that he is still alive and well and taunting him over the years spent trying to catch him met only with failure. Perhaps only second best to Iran's coma remark is Hugo Chavez calling Bush an asshole and ribbing him from across the Caribbean that his Secretary of State wants his body. "Yep, Bush, I have Condolezza, soon I will be having Laura in the Oval Office on your desk, motherfucker. See the way ole Condi is walking today? I did that, and she loved it."
What can we expect next? Well, I am waiting for Hamas to issue some statement saying that they are going to pursue legit weapons deals to get them some Apaches and F-16s and level the playing field. They wouldn't even have to do it. They could just issue a press release and watch the entire country of Israel move underground. "Hahahaha motherfuckers; what can you do? What? See how we are legit now? How do you like it? It ain't so freakin cool when we get some planes, huh?" Its so funny; it the government is white and western, the violence is more legit, but if it is brown, then they are expected to renounce everything. Why not just ramp it up and call it collateral damage like Bush would? He went from sticking needles in pathetic, abused mens arms to devestating the whole world. He didn't renounce nothing; why would Hamas? Lastly, and something I can't wait to see, is Saddam get in on the trash-talking... "Hey Bush... yo mamma inspected my weapon of mass destruction last night..."
Something quite hilarious is going on around the world. Enemies of Bush, Sharon, and company, enemies of empire (good and bad, please don't mischaracterize this post as completely sympathetic to the figures of whom I speak) are trash-talking with the best street pick-up game player of them all. The first instance of this that comes to mind is Iran's throw down to Israel: Attack us, bitches, and we will put you in a coma with Sharon. Pretty much an exact quote except for the bitches part. The second is Al-Zawahari's attack on Bush for being a ineffective bumbling fool and a butcher. Osama has consistently issued video after video reminding Bush that he is still alive and well and taunting him over the years spent trying to catch him met only with failure. Perhaps only second best to Iran's coma remark is Hugo Chavez calling Bush an asshole and ribbing him from across the Caribbean that his Secretary of State wants his body. "Yep, Bush, I have Condolezza, soon I will be having Laura in the Oval Office on your desk, motherfucker. See the way ole Condi is walking today? I did that, and she loved it."
What can we expect next? Well, I am waiting for Hamas to issue some statement saying that they are going to pursue legit weapons deals to get them some Apaches and F-16s and level the playing field. They wouldn't even have to do it. They could just issue a press release and watch the entire country of Israel move underground. "Hahahaha motherfuckers; what can you do? What? See how we are legit now? How do you like it? It ain't so freakin cool when we get some planes, huh?" Its so funny; it the government is white and western, the violence is more legit, but if it is brown, then they are expected to renounce everything. Why not just ramp it up and call it collateral damage like Bush would? He went from sticking needles in pathetic, abused mens arms to devestating the whole world. He didn't renounce nothing; why would Hamas? Lastly, and something I can't wait to see, is Saddam get in on the trash-talking... "Hey Bush... yo mamma inspected my weapon of mass destruction last night..."
posted by thankgodforpbr at 1/31/2006 07:23:00 AM
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Hey, you, chump-change! Take a lookit my FRUCKIN' novel.
Wow... this guy's mind is real twisted... and that's something considering the source. Anyway, don't fucking spam me or else.
I'm deleting anything else I get that's spam.
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