How many times do I have to say it?

I have interviews today with the interest organizations that I want to work for this summer. I have sporting kick ass, fixed hair, a suit with a sweet shirt, and knee high black stripper boots. I'm even wearing make-up.

This woman working at one of the name tag tables stopped me and told me I had a string hanging out of my skirt (its part of my undies) and that I was showing a little "skin". She whispered skin. She meant there was a gap between my skirt and shirt and jacket so that a little of my back showed. I know she was being nice. I know, I know. Its better that she told me and I fixed it. But what's with whispering "skin" like we don't all have it and it doesn't show sometimes when clothes move. And how many times do I have to say it? You know... say it with me. Stripper goes to law school here! What do you people want from me? Goddamn it. Super Stripper Girl is doing her goddamn best. Bear with me. Get it- bear/bare... hahaha.

Speaking of stripping, I just downloaded some AC/DC onto my computer. Yes, bitches, I stole the motherfucking music through LimeWire. Angus, folks, I love yall but you got enough money. I used to dance every night to Dirty Deeds... it was my closing song of the evening. Listening to it makes me want to swing around a pole a few times. I wonder if I would feel more comfortable doing that then being in class around all these people that are not like me being forced to think about affluence and rich clients every day. I know I'd rather swing around a pole than study.