Sarah Silverman is MY Girlfriend
I noticed that no one commented on my post regarding Hamas winning the elections. Bitches! Is it too long? People wanted to comment on my stripper post, but not on my Hamas post? It is rather long, but seriously, its brilliant and all, since I wrote it, and you should read it so you know how to deal with this whole Hamas thing. My opinion is the right one.
I am sitting here having beer at a National Lawyers' Guild meeting that wasn't. I don't like drinking anymore because I get really really horny, and there isn't anyone around here worthy of sleeping with me. Just kidding. I sleep with anything that has two legs. OK... joking again. Anyway, my full-time boyfriend is gone to go "teach at NYU for the semester". OOOOOO! You're so cool. Anyway, where is Sarah Silverman when you need someone to sit on your face and tell you that she loves you?
I am sitting here having beer at a National Lawyers' Guild meeting that wasn't. I don't like drinking anymore because I get really really horny, and there isn't anyone around here worthy of sleeping with me. Just kidding. I sleep with anything that has two legs. OK... joking again. Anyway, my full-time boyfriend is gone to go "teach at NYU for the semester". OOOOOO! You're so cool. Anyway, where is Sarah Silverman when you need someone to sit on your face and tell you that she loves you?
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